I burned the garlic bread.

It was an event repeated so often in my childhood that it became a family joke. My mom would burn the garlic bread, fairly consistently. It was a light joke, something we could tease mom about and she would good-naturedly take the ribbing.

“I’ll just scrape the black parts off and you won’t even notice,” she’d say. ” I don’t know what happened.” But as a women who tried really hard, who worked really hard, and who took pride in her accomplishments, I’m sure it galled her.

I know, because last night I did the same. And I’ve been racking my brain to figure out how it happened ever since.

Here is how I make garlic bread.

Baguette or french loaf cut lengthwise.
room temperature butter
1 roasted garlic bulb, mashed
shaved parmesan

Roast the garlic. Tip: I tend to try to roast a 5-10 bulbs at a time. Roasted garlic keeps just fine in the freezer. Alternatively, you can submerge the bulb in good olive oil to keep it handy.

Mix the roasted garlic with the butter and spread it across the bread. Top with shaved parmesan and sprinkle with a little salt. Put your oven rack about 3 inches from your broiler on high for 1 minute (seriously, check it after 1 minute), and no more than 3 minutes.

This critical point of 1-3 minutes is where I went wrong. What I thought was no more than two minutes, was actually more like five. That’s because prior to putting the bread in the oven, I was feeding the baby. After that I was seasoning the pasta, getting plates and utensils out, figuring out if the dishwasher was clean or dirty, being asked for chocolate milk, running long division in my head, and trying to take over the world.

All those things are very distracting, even though they are part of the everyday. So set your timer to remind you to check the garlic bread. And if you burn it once in a while, don’t beat yourself up. Chances are you’ve got a lot going on.

End note: Recently, many people have been making fett-unta, a more traditional type of grilled bread, drenched in olive oil and rubbed in garlic. Here’s the one from Nancy Silverton. Maybe I should try that one next time.

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